When you order a tenderloin burger at Claridges is the answer !!
I suppose I should've clicked that something wasn't quite right when room service calls me back & asks how I wanted my tenderloins cooked: medium or well done ?? It took a good 10 seconds for the brain to figure out what he was asking & I responded with a "well done". what I should have said was "well done & hold the salmonela please".
We waited with baited breath for my burger to turn up...not really sure what I was going to get. When the burger did turn up, the "tenderloins" looked suspiciously like a minced pattie.
Very weird !!